The best one yet? Quite possibly! Chock full of favourites honed over many gigs.

You'll find allsorts in here, from the statement of intent that is Here Come The Poetry Police, to hints on how to skive at work effectively. There are also poems on various celebrities such as Jeremy Clarkson, Nigel Farage, John Cooper Clarke, and David Attenborough.

Moreover, there are ruminations on the GLP1 weightloss phenomena, the evils of saturated fat and prize-winning onanists!

There's also a foreword by the legendary Attila The Stockbroker, and Illustrations by the multi-talented TV and film writer/cartoonist, Andy Riley.