Lyrics

It’s about time you had a shave
Bleary-eyed and sloppy-faced
Places to go and people to see
Stretch a shirt over your belly
How much longer can you feel like this?
Willpower vacuum, something’s got to give
Weekend carbs
Show a little self control
Weekend carbs
Why don’t you show a little self-control?
Late night session every day of the week
A flat full of takeaway stink
You catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror
A crumpled heap, stained with last night’s dinner
You had this body when it used to be thin
You’ve messed it up and want to trade it in now
Weekend carbs
Show a little self-control
Just have some weekend carbs
And show a little self-control
Have a strong cheese word with yourself, mate
Get outside when you can find a ray
Maybe you can find a way to feel OK
Mind and body, body and mind
Going to have to leave some of those habits behind
One more burger and one more beer
Some wine, a fry up, and the last of you gear, then it’s
Weekend carbs
Show a little self-control
Just have some weekend carbs
Why don’t you show a little self-control?
Ah! Wooh!